Wow, the reviews are in and critics are shredding the new Speed Racer film to pieces. They are basically saying "Don't go see it". USA Today gave it a whopping 1 and 1/2 stars. And, the as*ociated Press is saying the movie is a noisy, overlong, mind-numbing extravaganza. And adults seeking the nostalgia of their own childhood will just be disappointed, because Speed Racer the movie bears little resemblance to Speed Racer the TV cartoon.